wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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