UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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