she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
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Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
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There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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