All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
