doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
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Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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