No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Randomize
