is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
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I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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