That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
you mean i was at the winter classic?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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