He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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