If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
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I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
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Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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