Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
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Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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