On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
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I threw up into my coffee this morning.
you will always have a special place in my vag
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
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