Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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