Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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