That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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