so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
