I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
he shaved USA in his pubs
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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