The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
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Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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