Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
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She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
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Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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