Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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