She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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