how can u be prego again
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Come see our sink grown plant.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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