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i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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