Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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