when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
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You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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