Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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