i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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