Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
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I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
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We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize