I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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