do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
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the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
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DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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