When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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