Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
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Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
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The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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