We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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