Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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