Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
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Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
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Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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