Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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