Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
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I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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