If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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