Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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