I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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