I just made out with a guy for $7.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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