I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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