Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
It's blow job season.
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I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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