She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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