Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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