I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
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i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
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They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
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