Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Randomize
