Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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