it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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