Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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