woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
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Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
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this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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