Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Boobs are out for the taking
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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