i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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