I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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