How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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