the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Alive.
So much puke
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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