I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I could make wine with my vomit
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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