If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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