Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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