we have officially lost it.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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